I don't know what i should share in my blog.
Not like some of my friends, they can update their blog...
SETIAP HARI, EVERYDAY, 每一天....

Just finished read some of my friends blog.
some friends isi/内容 just talk cock,
and some of them said they seem like poison by their idol(super JXXXX).
and some of them face some proble....
like that lo...

Now at a place that "Tanah tumpahnya darahku" , Tawau.
A very peaceful hometown....
"家是永远最好的避风港.(siew tzi, 2010)

Six more days, Hari Merdeka.
Every year, many people will waste their money to buy Malaysia Flag and hang it on some place...
like car, bus, shop, top of the buiding, street light and more and more....
Why thay want to take this action...
to show that they always love their country lo...

Sometime, i will think something,
Think what?
like future, money, health, family, friends, joke, study, and think what had I think just now and also some think already become past tense...


Today duno why....
no mood to happy...
mayb the hot sunny day?
Got a butterfly in my head?
Too handsome?
Duno la...
don't want to think about it...

duno want to type what ...
then stop here....

Imagine

Imagine there's no countries,
It isn't hard to do.
Nothing to kill all die for,
And no religion too.
Imagine all the people,
Living life in peace.

You may say I'm a dreamer,
But i'm not the only one.
I hope someday you will join us,
And the world will be as one.

Imagine no possessions,
I wonder if you can.
No need for greed or hunger,
A brotherhood of man.
Imagine all the people sharing the world...
You may say I'm a dreamer.

But I'm no the only one,
I hope someday you will join us,
And the world will be as one.

Watch it la....u will like it

Is 2012 coming soon???

There are too many earthquake la this year...

1. Haiti, Jan 12, 7.0- magnitude
2. Chile, Feb 27, 8.8- magnitude (one of the largerst earthquake that has happened in the human history)
3. Japan ( Ruyuku Island), Feb 27, 7.0-magnitude
4. Taiwan (高雄), Mar 4, 6.3-magnitude
5. Indonesia, Mar 5, 6.5-magnitude
SCARE leh...

still remember the Sumatra's Earthquake in 2004...
It was about 9.1-magnitude le...
and the Sumatra's Earthquake cause a deadly Tsunami that destroy many places.
Besides that, the Sumatra's Earthquake also change the axis of the earth...
about 2.76 inch(7cm)and it also shorthed the Earth's day by 6.7 microsecond( 一百萬分之一秒). Scare leh...

But a few days ago, the Chile Earthquake had also moved Earth's figure axis by about 3 inches(8cm) and shorted the earth's day by 1.26 millisecond...

Scare leh....

"Shorted the earth day" means the earth's 自转 slow liao...
And in the future, maybe the day are longer that night...
or the earth might stop rotation one day...
Scare leh...

What will happened if the earth stop rotation...
One side of the earth will alway the day and one will be always the night...

Will it affect human?...
Of cause will affect la...
It is because when people want to sleep...
they need to buy a ticket to fly to another side of the earth to sleep lo...haha......JOKE

When the earth rotation slow liao,
the winter will become short...
and the summer will getting longer....

So.... is it the sign of the end of the world...???
Duno lo.....

Original Vs. Pseudo...!!

1.1 Touch My Body......from Mariah Carey



1.2 Tuts My Barreh....from a korean guy



haha.... which one you prefer!!!

史上最可怜和最恐怖的儿歌。。。

你有听过“两只老虎”。。。。。。
let's chect the lyric together....

“两只老虎，两只老虎，
跑的快，跑的快，
一只没有眼睛，一只没有尾巴，
真奇怪，真奇怪。。。。”
see.....这两只老虎，
都已经没眼睛和尾巴了，
我们都不关心它们，
but, 还要到处“唱”它们。。。
OMG。。。。。
所以这首儿歌是非常可怜的。。。哈哈。。。。。

最恐怖的儿歌。。。。
就是“妹妹背着洋娃娃”
为什么呢？
应为。。。
“妹妹背着洋娃娃，
走到花园来看花，
娃娃哭了叫妈妈，
树上小鸟笑哈哈。”
恐怖吗？

瞧。。。。
娃娃哭了叫妈妈。。。。
娃娃那会哭啊，
还要叫妈妈。。。。
not only that o...
娃娃是假的那会哭啊。。。
还有。。
树上小鸟笑哈哈。。。
那来的小鸟会笑的啊，
还要笑哈哈。。。。
恐怖leh...


JOKE啦

What will happen if she do like this in Malaysia....?

haha....... Beyonce o~~~
walao... u see,
UK's people all so "satu hati",
i think our government also want us ddo like this lo....
because, 1 Malaysia lo.....

If Beyonce suddenly jump from stage while she singing in Malaysia stage....
i think she will get hurt....
cause when she jump from the stage, Malaysia people will scare 1st lo...
watch it.....



not only that lo...
i think she need to buy insurance.... haha

How you pronounce this word??

Hehe......
The word "care",
how you guys pronounce it.
care right!

But.....
yesterday night,
i thought that we shold pronounce the "care" word like this

Careeeeee.....
It is because.........
someone pronounce like that...
Em.... i mean
4 girls pronounce the word like that.....



hehe....
I like this part..
"I don't care but my heart aches,
!@#$%^&!@#$%^&!@#$
somewhat i don't care
!@#$%^&!@#$%
!@#$%^&
cause i don't care~eh~eh~eh~eh~eh
I don't care~eh~eh~eh~eh~eh
cause i don't care~eh~eh~eh~eh~eh
I don't care~eh~eh~eh~eh~eh
boy I don't care
!@#$%^@#$%"

haha.... funny right.....
just kidding

Tell u something funny.....

Just remember,
If u accidentally step on someone's foot
or make something mistake.
Just say sorry for the person...
just say once,
better don't repeat.

If u want twice....
ok la.....
thrice.....
ok lo...

BUT.....
Don't say four times "sorry"
Why?
Cause u need to learn something.....
Em......
something like this.....


Hahaha...... understand now....
move and lyric that in korean

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,
neakam neakam neakam majon
naked naked naked bajor
bajor bajor barlo baby~
Shawty shawty shawty shawty
!@#$%^&...........
(it's took some time)

hehe.......funny rite!! LOL

Need tissue?

Nice?

More~~

好吃leh....~~
Don't think that I "tapau" from outside o....
I cook it myself ah.....
Simple only ma.....

The ingredients are:

1. some Japanese Sobe

2. 2 Tomatos

3. Onion

4. Spring onion

5. Garlic

6. 1/4 cup of water.

want eat....... beg me la.....

!@#$%^&*

Nothing to post but I also want to post.
Post something that make people feel nothing.
How it feel nothing that I had post something.

Hahahahaha....
Today,
i wanna to teach u guy to "haha"
What "Haha" mean....
What make "haha" come out.....A joke.

A "haha" a day,
don't thing that keep the doctor away...
but it bring more doctor to see u...
cause eevery people think that u are stupid.....
Hahahahaha.....

Nothing to post la...

If i not posting any thing....
Then nothing la....

I want to post some joke....
But you know.....
This week my brain move so slow...
something like your computer's RAM no enough......

o......
Studdenly i remember one o...
want to read the joke o not....
say p~l~e~a~s~e~~~ or..... beg me.....
Hahaha........ (another Haha)


Banana: What is your name?
Chinese: Hoo.
Banana: I mean what is your name...
Chinese: I say hoo....
You know the next part right...
They fight....
Because of communication peoblem....

Aiya.... stop until here lo...
Nothing to post liao...
Just post something to update my blog la....

Car Come liao.....

My car,
finally arrived at Kl...
The Place now i study there,
not the place I lived,
U know Why....

It is because K.L in not my house,
K.L only a place for me to 2's
Shopping and Study.....

My car o.....
Black colour,
and his name call "The Car"....
And his number is ST 2723L....
Go buy TOTO la....
It will come out in the first prize o...

All the people like that de la....
When some number come out from their mind,
they will go to buy TOTO....
Stupid people...

Now,
My K.L life different a bit liao...
Why??
Have Car already la....
want go to Sunway Prymid no need naik taxi oready....
no need kena tipu by all taxi driver oready...
no need become Ikan sardin in the KTM station...
Want go just "Start your engine", and ready ...go.....~~~

But the only one change i don't like it...
The change is i want to move back to my own house liao....
At the first time,
i realy hate to stay with the big family,
It is because too many people and don't have my own space
whatever i do what,
there are no free space for me....
but now....
I hope this month can go more slower....
don't go so fast la..

P.S:
All the S3G people who lived at Sunway area de......
If u guys have go out to shopping or any activities o...
Don't forget to call me out together o....
Althought i stay at Cheras..... (a place that far from Sunway)
If u all forget me....
I will make u all become my car fuel o...
Haha.. just kidding la....

Joke Time!!.....really cold one oh.!!

Haha... You know what is this....


KLCC lah.....


What will happened if i buy this twin tower.....





Em.... i think i broke a world record again...


"THE FIRST MAN HAS HIS OWN TWIN TOWER"


Don't be jealous wo.....





If I post another picture,


some people will hate me lo.....











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THE "TOM YAM" part 2





Yam will feel sad right if tom died.....


But do u know,


there are more people feel sad.


Do u know who is he/she....


The director of "Tom & Jerry" la..........





U know what will happened after tom died about 5 year...?








Jerry will become a big FAT rat...


u know why?


It is because Tom not chase Jerry any more....

















Lame post.......

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You know why this ABC do not melt.....

cause there are too many cold joke in my blog lo........

haha.....

Besides that,

the other reason is I did not singing that song right now....

热情的沙漠。。。

I am so evil

If I have the power that change air into gold,
the first thing that i will do is produce a lot of gold, may be million ton of gold,
why i want to do like that,
to make the price off the gold,
untill the gold is a cheap thing.
This also directly make Chuan's dream not come throught.......
He cannot buy Titanic,
so all of his friends will not go to his Titanic,
and no people will died,
no story to write and become a movie or books,
no people will cry in the cinema because no movie to watch,

EVIL right......


no la.... i not a Evil people la...
You know.....
Ya, i know you know that you know i know...????

Lame~~~~~~

Leaf

Now, I feel like a leaf.
Why i feel likfe a leaf?
Because i feel lonely and alone.

Why when I feel alone and lonely,
I will think that I am a leaf,
It is because.......

"我一个人吃饭,
旅行到处走走停停,
也一个人看书, 写信,
自己对话谈心".....

===========================

Joke time....... lol

You know why M.J look so white.....
It is because he look pale after he shock by somebody....
Haha..XD
Haha.... just kidding
===========================

What will happen if Tom died....
Is Jerry feel happy..... ?

No.... Yam will feel sad....
You know why...
Because "Tom Yam".......

Saturday night

那天晚上,

我喝了我的第一罐啤酒

its maiden to me...

Ya u know.....

Only one o....

就有 点点醉醉的.....

Drink beer 之前，

we all take photo

Something like the below.....

=========================================================

1. Chuan's Lily style finger with a charm smile.


2. Xia showing her "Finger of the peace" and open her mouth.....to eat lalat


3. Miki and Raymon are more"geng" then Xia, cause they show 2"Finger of the peace"


4. Shun just put her 2 hand below her face......her head too heavy


5. And me want to scare people....

Every people smile like they haven't smile BEFORE!!

So................. "can lan"

See......this is my friends

Aiyo... long time no update my blog already,
i can see the dust come my laptop...........
when the dust out from my laptop,
it makes my table so many dust.........(something like cool joke)

Firstly, i wanna share a joke with you guys.
Why the chicken want to crossed the street?
You know why?
It is because the chicken want to break a new world record,
something like "The first chicken that crossed the street"
Good right my joke......

Please leave your comment after reading.
Thank you.

闪电白痴许愿的方法

闪电许愿是被国际许愿团体认为是最白痴的许愿方法。
许愿时要做的东西有
1。一定要下大雨的天气。
2。所要许的愿望一定要短。
3。一定要在看到闪光时才开始许愿。
4。也要在雷声前巴愿望许好。

这个许愿方法在2008年8月29日发明的。
发明家；一群无聊和单纯的学生。

看了就去试一试吧。。。。反正无害。

注意：不要站在树下许愿哦。不然会被电到

无聊放假的第一天

放假的第一天，是星期六。
在放假之前的星期五，约了及个朋友在星期六去打CS。
早上前，发现肚子有点痛痛的，
就上了TOILET。
上了，就顺便冲凉。
冲好了就GO TO MEET ELING 他们。


到了，点了四块加五毛的干捞面。
过后就到CC 打电脑。
首先，玩了类是CS的GAME 叫不知道什么DUTY 4 得GAME。
玩四场，赢了三场。
闷了就换GAME。。。。。DOTA。
玩了，更闷.
闷了后，看电脑里的电影。
一个是僵尸的一个是好笑的。
三个小时过后，还了五块。


过后就到我的店EAT LUNCH.
饱后，逛街。
三点时，累到象狗酱，
就散了。

回到家，看奥运。
看马来西亚几时在给我惊喜。
结果叻，没有。
没有希望。

到了晚上，无所事事。
看TV。
看到一半不想看，
就去跑步。

跑到十分钟不到，不想跑，
闷到。。。。。。。
不小心想到很想回到学校看朋友。


＝完＝

我的朋友中“读”了

我的好朋友，
其中一为好朋友，
最近中毒了。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

毒？？？？？？
她中的毒很恐怖，
比SARS,H5N1,ADIS...............
都来的强.......
暂时还没有解药........
什么毒呢？
情毒？？？？？
不是，
是大家都怕的“为考读”。
科学名称【为了读书和考试而不眠不休病毒】。
恐怖的她，
满脑功课和读书...............
目的是为了未来。
看了她，
在看我自己，
很'妈陆'。
所以，
从今开始，
我要她做我榜样，
向她学习。