史上最可怜和最恐怖的儿歌。。。

你有听过“两只老虎”。。。。。。
let's chect the lyric together....

“两只老虎，两只老虎，
跑的快，跑的快，
一只没有眼睛，一只没有尾巴，
真奇怪，真奇怪。。。。”
see.....这两只老虎，
都已经没眼睛和尾巴了，
我们都不关心它们，
but, 还要到处“唱”它们。。。
OMG。。。。。
所以这首儿歌是非常可怜的。。。哈哈。。。。。

最恐怖的儿歌。。。。
就是“妹妹背着洋娃娃”
为什么呢？
应为。。。
“妹妹背着洋娃娃，
走到花园来看花，
娃娃哭了叫妈妈，
树上小鸟笑哈哈。”
恐怖吗？

瞧。。。。
娃娃哭了叫妈妈。。。。
娃娃那会哭啊，
还要叫妈妈。。。。
not only that o...
娃娃是假的那会哭啊。。。
还有。。
树上小鸟笑哈哈。。。
那来的小鸟会笑的啊，
还要笑哈哈。。。。
恐怖leh...


JOKE啦

What will happen if she do like this in Malaysia....?

haha....... Beyonce o~~~
walao... u see,
UK's people all so "satu hati",
i think our government also want us ddo like this lo....
because, 1 Malaysia lo.....

If Beyonce suddenly jump from stage while she singing in Malaysia stage....
i think she will get hurt....
cause when she jump from the stage, Malaysia people will scare 1st lo...
watch it.....



not only that lo...
i think she need to buy insurance.... haha

How you pronounce this word??

Hehe......
The word "care",
how you guys pronounce it.
care right!

But.....
yesterday night,
i thought that we shold pronounce the "care" word like this

Careeeeee.....
It is because.........
someone pronounce like that...
Em.... i mean
4 girls pronounce the word like that.....



hehe....
I like this part..
"I don't care but my heart aches,
!@#$%^&!@#$%^&!@#$
somewhat i don't care
!@#$%^&!@#$%
!@#$%^&
cause i don't care~eh~eh~eh~eh~eh
I don't care~eh~eh~eh~eh~eh
cause i don't care~eh~eh~eh~eh~eh
I don't care~eh~eh~eh~eh~eh
boy I don't care
!@#$%^@#$%"

haha.... funny right.....
just kidding

Tell u something funny.....

Just remember,
If u accidentally step on someone's foot
or make something mistake.
Just say sorry for the person...
just say once,
better don't repeat.

If u want twice....
ok la.....
thrice.....
ok lo...

BUT.....
Don't say four times "sorry"
Why?
Cause u need to learn something.....
Em......
something like this.....


Hahaha...... understand now....
move and lyric that in korean

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,
neakam neakam neakam majon
naked naked naked bajor
bajor bajor barlo baby~
Shawty shawty shawty shawty
!@#$%^&...........
(it's took some time)

hehe.......funny rite!! LOL

Need tissue?

Nice?

More~~

好吃leh....~~
Don't think that I "tapau" from outside o....
I cook it myself ah.....
Simple only ma.....

The ingredients are:

1. some Japanese Sobe

2. 2 Tomatos

3. Onion

4. Spring onion

5. Garlic

6. 1/4 cup of water.

want eat....... beg me la.....

!@#$%^&*

Nothing to post but I also want to post.
Post something that make people feel nothing.
How it feel nothing that I had post something.

Hahahahaha....
Today,
i wanna to teach u guy to "haha"
What "Haha" mean....
What make "haha" come out.....A joke.

A "haha" a day,
don't thing that keep the doctor away...
but it bring more doctor to see u...
cause eevery people think that u are stupid.....
Hahahahaha.....

Nothing to post la...

If i not posting any thing....
Then nothing la....

I want to post some joke....
But you know.....
This week my brain move so slow...
something like your computer's RAM no enough......

o......
Studdenly i remember one o...
want to read the joke o not....
say p~l~e~a~s~e~~~ or..... beg me.....
Hahaha........ (another Haha)


Banana: What is your name?
Chinese: Hoo.
Banana: I mean what is your name...
Chinese: I say hoo....
You know the next part right...
They fight....
Because of communication peoblem....

Aiya.... stop until here lo...
Nothing to post liao...
Just post something to update my blog la....

Car Come liao.....

My car,
finally arrived at Kl...
The Place now i study there,
not the place I lived,
U know Why....

It is because K.L in not my house,
K.L only a place for me to 2's
Shopping and Study.....

My car o.....
Black colour,
and his name call "The Car"....
And his number is ST 2723L....
Go buy TOTO la....
It will come out in the first prize o...

All the people like that de la....
When some number come out from their mind,
they will go to buy TOTO....
Stupid people...

Now,
My K.L life different a bit liao...
Why??
Have Car already la....
want go to Sunway Prymid no need naik taxi oready....
no need kena tipu by all taxi driver oready...
no need become Ikan sardin in the KTM station...
Want go just "Start your engine", and ready ...go.....~~~

But the only one change i don't like it...
The change is i want to move back to my own house liao....
At the first time,
i realy hate to stay with the big family,
It is because too many people and don't have my own space
whatever i do what,
there are no free space for me....
but now....
I hope this month can go more slower....
don't go so fast la..

P.S:
All the S3G people who lived at Sunway area de......
If u guys have go out to shopping or any activities o...
Don't forget to call me out together o....
Althought i stay at Cheras..... (a place that far from Sunway)
If u all forget me....
I will make u all become my car fuel o...
Haha.. just kidding la....

Joke Time!!.....really cold one oh.!!

Haha... You know what is this....


KLCC lah.....


What will happened if i buy this twin tower.....





Em.... i think i broke a world record again...


"THE FIRST MAN HAS HIS OWN TWIN TOWER"


Don't be jealous wo.....





If I post another picture,


some people will hate me lo.....











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THE "TOM YAM" part 2





Yam will feel sad right if tom died.....


But do u know,


there are more people feel sad.


Do u know who is he/she....


The director of "Tom & Jerry" la..........





U know what will happened after tom died about 5 year...?








Jerry will become a big FAT rat...


u know why?


It is because Tom not chase Jerry any more....

















Lame post.......

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You know why this ABC do not melt.....

cause there are too many cold joke in my blog lo........

haha.....

Besides that,

the other reason is I did not singing that song right now....

热情的沙漠。。。

I am so evil

If I have the power that change air into gold,
the first thing that i will do is produce a lot of gold, may be million ton of gold,
why i want to do like that,
to make the price off the gold,
untill the gold is a cheap thing.
This also directly make Chuan's dream not come throught.......
He cannot buy Titanic,
so all of his friends will not go to his Titanic,
and no people will died,
no story to write and become a movie or books,
no people will cry in the cinema because no movie to watch,

EVIL right......


no la.... i not a Evil people la...
You know.....
Ya, i know you know that you know i know...????

Lame~~~~~~

Leaf

Now, I feel like a leaf.
Why i feel likfe a leaf?
Because i feel lonely and alone.

Why when I feel alone and lonely,
I will think that I am a leaf,
It is because.......

"我一个人吃饭,
旅行到处走走停停,
也一个人看书, 写信,
自己对话谈心".....

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Joke time....... lol

You know why M.J look so white.....
It is because he look pale after he shock by somebody....
Haha..XD
Haha.... just kidding
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What will happen if Tom died....
Is Jerry feel happy..... ?

No.... Yam will feel sad....
You know why...
Because "Tom Yam".......

Saturday night

那天晚上,

我喝了我的第一罐啤酒

its maiden to me...

Ya u know.....

Only one o....

就有 点点醉醉的.....

Drink beer 之前，

we all take photo

Something like the below.....

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1. Chuan's Lily style finger with a charm smile.


2. Xia showing her "Finger of the peace" and open her mouth.....to eat lalat


3. Miki and Raymon are more"geng" then Xia, cause they show 2"Finger of the peace"


4. Shun just put her 2 hand below her face......her head too heavy


5. And me want to scare people....

Every people smile like they haven't smile BEFORE!!

So................. "can lan"

See......this is my friends

Aiyo... long time no update my blog already,
i can see the dust come my laptop...........
when the dust out from my laptop,
it makes my table so many dust.........(something like cool joke)

Firstly, i wanna share a joke with you guys.
Why the chicken want to crossed the street?
You know why?
It is because the chicken want to break a new world record,
something like "The first chicken that crossed the street"
Good right my joke......

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